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Book ✓ Bossypants Ì ð Tina fey ð Before Liz Lemon before Weekend Update before Sarah Palin Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle school gym teacher She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TVShe has seen both thA comedian on TVShe has seen both these dreams come trueAt last Tina Fey's story can be told From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a m Tina Fey American Icon Some people say “Never let them see you cry” I say if you’re so mad you could just cry then cry It terrifies everyone I really appreciated how this memoir had a good mix of heartwarming anecdotes comedic happenstances and career musings While I am not as familiar with her SNL and early career this book was fun and easy to listen toAs with many a memoir we start with her childhood love of comedy and processed to her current day adventures or perhaps accurately misadventures A running theme to this book was the importance of being yourself Do your thing and don't care if they like it As a young teen Tina hung out primarily in the theater department thus having the pleasure of getting to know all sorts of uirky characters while being a social pariah to the rest of the school But to her the friendships and life lessons were invaluable to shaping her future So despite what others may have said there was no way she would have lived her life differently After all Gay people don’t actually try to convert people That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of Her early career was sporadic and difficult breaking into the comedy scene was no easy task but she made it by being bossy and taking no sht from no one I enjoyed how she managed to inject her personal brand of humor throughout her memoir while simultaneously opening up to her real problems and issues My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne If you are looking for a light read with great advice look no furtherAudiobook CommentsTina read this one and absolutely rocked it The comedic time was just superb I'd definitely take listening to this book over reading it any dayYouTube | Blog | Instagram | Twitter | Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading

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Before Liz Lemon before Weekend Update before Sarah Palin Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle school gym teacher She also had a dream that one day she would be The best audiobook I've listened to in a long long time And that's saying something I ended up picking this up because when I sent up a signal flare on Twitter it was the most recommended book by far Now I see why 1 The narration was exceptionally good I like autobiography being read by the author but not all authors are good narrators 2 It's legitimately funny 3 It's legitimately thoughtful and insightful I'll also say that I read this book cold I didn't really know who Tina Fey was when I picked it up I had a dim awareness of her being one of the SNL people and an actress But that's it I also didn't know she was in charge of 30 Rock A show I've seen exactly one episode of So I didn't come into this book as a fan I became a fan by listening to itI'm probably one of the few people that's going to start watching the show because of the book rather than the other way around I suspect that some of the low to mediocre ratings on here might come from people who were expecting her personal voice to be like that of the character she plays That understandable but unreasonable expectation probably caused them some disappointment Also the book has some feminist leanings And that's going to piss some people off even if they don't admit it More's the pity

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BossypantsOther eating things off the floor; from her one sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentenceTina Fey reveals all and proves what we've all suspected you're no one until someone calls you bos Sure you could read Bossypants Provided you like all that self deprecating I'm Tina Fey and I am enormously successful and I am thankful for that but at the same time I still struggle with being a working woman with a real life because it is so weird that I am a media icon when I still really think of myself as an unpopular high school theater dweeb and isn't life weird like when I was seen as a major influence during the last election because I kind of look like Sarah Palin stuffPersonally Tina Fey is a little too successful for me I don't like it I want to read about the life of someone else in order to feel better about my own life not to make me wish I lived in New York and did something cool for a livingI'd rather read the autobiography of Liz Lemon Tina Fey tries to pretend there's still a Liz Lemon inside of her but there so totally isn't Liz Lemon however will never write a biography because 1 she doesn't exist and 2 there is no life sadness section at Barnes Noble unless you count Romance amirite guysSo instead I've collected some of her wisdom here touching on every aspect of life as taken from the popular television series 30 RockDating Marriage Man walks up to Liz at the barGentleman Excuse me is this seat takenLiz Really dude I got to move my coat There are like four empty seats over there Can't you just be cool Man leavesJenna That guy wanted to buy you a drinkLiz Really But I already have a drink Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticksLiz I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say oh it's the wrong night and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth Liz Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man I mean I'm actually jealous of you You've got stability a great marriage devoted kids You know what I have A Sims family that keeps getting murderedReligionTracy So what's your religion Liz LemonLiz I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to BusinessJack Lemon I'm impressed You're beginning to think like a businessmanLiz A businesswomanJack I don't think that's a wordJack The world is made by those who control their own destiny It isn't made by those who don't do it's made by those who do do Which is what made me the man I am I do doLiz Yeah you doJack Grow up Lemon FinanceJack So what are you gonna do with your money Put it into a 401kLiz Yeah I gotta get one of thoseJack What Where do you invest your money LemonLiz I've got like twelve grand in checkingJack Are you an immigrant Dealing with StressLiz Hey nerds Who's got two thumbs speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today This moiManaging Your Personal LifeKenneth Oh Miss Lemon You have several messages Aw let's see that company running the bike tour in South Carolina says no singles Uh your credit card called they want to make sure you're the one buying cream soda in bulkLiz I sure amKenneth And your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet it's youLiz That's his opinion Liz I did Big Sister in college That little girl taught me how to use tamponsDietingLiz Singing while eating cheese Working on my night cheese knock at the door Uhh Jack Do you know what time it is I was sound asleepSexual PoliticsLiz No Jack You were just talking about how you miss office hookups That is a double standardJack Calm downLiz I won't calm down Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards FeminismLiz Maybe I'm a little old fashioned I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some over sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves RaymondFashionLiz For instance Jack taught me not to wear tan slacks with a tan turtleneck I thought it looked nice but he rightly pointed out that it made me look like a giant condomPoliticsLiz If I can't poop in the street why should my tax dollars pay for someone else to