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Download Cracked by Eliza Crewe doc ê 327 pages Ï Meet Meda She eats peopleWell technically she eats their soul But she totally promises to only go for people who deserve it She’s special It’s not her fault she enjoys it She can’t help being a bad guy Besides what else can she do Her mother was killed and it’s not like therN suits show upThey can do what she can do They’re like her Meda might finally have a chance to figure out what she is The problem They kind of want to kill her Before they get the chance Meda is rescued by crusaders members of an elite group dedicated to wiping out Meda’s kind This is her chance Play along with the “good guys” and she’ll finally figure out what exactly he Ok hang on a minute Now I'm backThis book Meda is a bad girlwell she sometimes is She is human souls Just the bad guys so relax I fricking loved her I think I liked most of the characters in this book All of them are fleshed out and are great on their own JO Put them all together and you have SHAZAM I wanted to uote this whole book but that would stop you from reading and you so want to read it Run don't walk to get itOh and yes this Everytime I smell or eat popcorn for the rest of my life I'm going to think about this book Psst get thismy cheapbroke ass actually bought this book I know huh

Cracked by Eliza CreN suits show upThey can do what she can do They’re like her Meda might finally have a chance to figure out what she is The problem They kind of want to kill her Before they get the chance Meda is rescued by crusaders members of an elite group dedicated to wiping out Meda’s kind This is her chance Play along with the “good guys” and she’ll finally figure out what exactly he Ok hang on a minute Now I'm backThis book Meda is a bad girlwell she sometimes is She is human souls Just the bad guys so relax I fricking loved her I think I liked most of the characters in this book All of them are fleshed out and are great on their own JO Put them all together and you have SHAZAM I wanted to uote this whole book but that would stop you from reading and you so want to read it Run don't walk to get itOh and yes this Everytime I smell or eat popcorn for the rest of my life I'm going to think about this book Psst get thismy cheapbroke ass actually bought this book I know huh

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Cracked by Eliza Crewe ç Meet Meda She eats peopleWell technically she eats their soul But she totally promises to only go for people who deserve it She’s special It’s not her fault she enjoys it She can’t help being a bad guy Besides what else can she do Her mother was killed and it’s not like there are any other “soul eaters” around to show her how to be different That is until the three men i I really really fucking hate it when a character in a book refers to a character in another book and exclaims She's just like me No beeyotch you are not Elizabeth Bennet snaps fingers No you are not Juliet Do you even realize how stupidly the characters in Romeo Juliet behaved Nuh uh Don't you dare make that claimTherefore it is with the greatest amount of shame and hypocritical horror when I found myself laughing as I read this book MEDA IS JUST LIKE ME I don't know how Ms Eliza Crewe managed to capture my personality so well without ever having known me without having met me without knowing of my existence in any conceivable way but bravo Ms Crewe BRAVOFine There are some discrepancies between us ok I can't fight and I'm inclined to run seriously I am a fast little mofo and I used to sleep with the blankets tucked up all around me particularly around my feet so that monsters wouldn't eat my toes while I cowered in bed And Meda while fantastically snarky sometimes never has a profanity laden vocabulary But it's all good Meda is a teenager I was a sueaky clean teenager once But I can see the potential in Meda as she grows up to be like me Ah Meda my dear You have much to learn as you grow into your twenties Your mind and mouth will no longer censor itself and Meda my lovethe fucks will fly ^^I should probably go back to the actual review and talk about stuff that's relevant to this book I will try to tone down my narcissism meanwhileIn short Interesting though imperfect plot Likeable main character Above all else the characters are fantastically conceptualized the dynamics within the group are absolutely brilliantSummary Meda Melange isn't exactly human She knows she's half humanbut the other half certainly ain't anything remotely angelic Why Um one clue may be the fact that SHE EATS SOULS Here's where Meda and I differ I crave chocolate Meda craves souls She's not all bad though she only munches on a soul every say month or so Me on the other hand snortsMeda is pretty much indestructible to the average human Her skin is like fucking steel She almost cannot be hurt Until she runs into a group of demons and realizes thatwell fuck she's not so indestructible after all Well shit happens and Meda lucked out and gets her ass saved and eats a huge dose of humble pie in the process by a group of Crusaders No not the ones in the 12th century who traipse to the Holy Land These are oh so righteous people whose destiny is to protect humans with special destinies who will make a contribution to mankind called Beacons They think Meda is a Beacon Meda doesn't want to die Meda lies her ass off She pretends to be a Beacon in order to1 Infiltrate the Crusaders and figure out their super special secrets2 Survive she did almost get her ass handed to her after all girl's gotta liveOne thing leads to another and Meda and her very disorganized group of Crusaders find themselves on the run from a bunch of bloodthirsty demons who wants Meda's ass handed to them on a silver platter Meda seriously lucked out because these Crusaders are good hearted and are so convinced that she is a Beacon that they will risk their life to save herMeda also slowly uncovers the truth about her past There are secrets Lies A sexy half demon in a dungeon Another way Meda and I differ she ignores him whereas I would have kept him imprisoned in my bedroom It's understandable though Meda's not even legal yetNeedless to say this book is a lot of action and a lot of funThe Characters The best thing about this bookMeda Melange is one of the funniest most kick ass character in YA paranormal that I have read in a long time She is truly kick ass She can FIGHT man If Rose Hathaway and Charley Davidson were to have a daughter together I like to think she would turn out t kindle Ö Cracked by Eliza Crewe Ù Eliza Crewe

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Eliza Crewe Ù Cracked by Eliza Crewe eBook R ‘kind’ isBe careful what you wish for Playing capture the flag with her mortal enemies babysitting a teenage boy with a hero complex and trying to keep one step ahead of a too clever girl are bad enough But the Hunger is gaining on herThe she learns the worse it gets And when Meda uncovers a shocking secret about her mother her past and her destiny she may finally give into it Find all of my reviews at Stars I eat souls The packaging can be tricky but fortunately I am blessed with special skills to pry my meals from their pesky shells My teeth rip skin; my jaws snap bones I am fast lightning fast snuff oh was that your life fast Holy f^ What did I just read Permission denied Keep your st together Mitchell This soooooooo should not have been a success for Kelly and the Book Boar YA fantasy is NOT our bag You're talking about a genre filled with a bunch of mamby pambies and terrible world building and overuseabuse of the same tired out themes over and over and over again What just happenedTo put it in a nutshell Meda happened Meda isn't your ordinary YA heroine She has a little something different hiding under her surface She's just a teensie bit demonic And it was AWESOME While other girls spend their time chasing after vampires and werewolves and falling into instalove with anyone who has a peen Meda goes around sucking the souls out of bad guys well mostly bad guys You see in addition to Meda being a soul eater she has another little secret and spends her free time nom nomming the bad guys on behalf of the ghosts who seek her help I suspect they never really feel guilt but I make sure they drown in regret Red sticky regret Not only did Meda totally kick ass but she did it with the absolute BEST voice of a YA female MC I've ever read and a most delicious dry wit And after all the butt kicking and being badly good were over Cracked went where no other paranormal book has been able to go Dear Meda please ignore the gaggle of screaming fangirls I’m fairly certain we’ll both be happiest if you choose me the middle aged chubbo with a collection of dead critters to be your bestie Anyone who can make this grumpy cat fart rainbows is the one I should split a BFF necklace with Blame Credit for this review goes to Liz Although I now see about a jillion of my GR friends have read thishave it on their TBR it was her review that made me finally break down